Man's hilarious texts to girlfriend about her cheating with a "guy" called Scot goes viral

What`s better - a loving relationship where you can see yourself with your partner for the best of your life or a really nice scotch egg?

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We don`t like to say  but the answer`s pretty obvious.. unless yoy`re vegetarian,

Anyway, you`re probably wondering how the two are at all correlated but actually they sort of are..look at this text conversation between boyfriend and girlfriend,Jack and Ellie,as Jack tires to prank Ellie with a cheating accusation:

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Okay it’s not like we like the breakdown of young love or anything, but we can’t help but imagine how awkward it would have been if, when he accused her, she came clean about an actual affair she was having…